Dear mathematicians, engineers, scientist, and regular folks too,
Please enjoy these little gems I discovered while web surfing.
– Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
– 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
– 1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
– Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
– Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
– Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
– 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
– Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
– 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
– Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
– Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line (think about it for a moment)
– 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
– 1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone
– 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
– 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
– 2000 mockingbirds: 2 kilomockingbirds
– 10 cards: 1 decacards
– 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
– 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
– 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
– 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
– 10 rations: 1 decoration
– 100 rations: 1 C-ration
– 2 monograms: 1 diagram
– 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
– 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
– 100 Senators: Not 1 decision